Wednesday, December 9, 2009

For Immediate Release

The most anticipated moments of human civilization is here
The empanelment of our Dear God with the one and only savior of our Lucifer

Earth 2009: World most powerful enterprise “God” is thrilled to announce a joint venture with Lucifer the most sinful conglomerate of the world in the rapidly growing human civilization to unveil all possible to discover all the secrets of the annihilation of the world. This new co venture will engross different strategy to smoothen the process of extinction of the world and most importantly it will focus on rectifying the mistake they made by creating the most unnatural thing in this world – Human.

This strategic involvement will focus on providing cutting edge painful methods to the cautious spectators and will deliberately concentrate on constant experimentation to come up with new faces of PAIN. God will bring in his significant expertise in getting people together where on the other hand Lucifer will be mesmerizing people with his most sinful temptations and leading them to the place called Hell in literal sense.

Speaking on the Occasion GOD said ” We at heaven are extremely excited on this association with Lucifer and are sure it’s going to be a brilliant viewing experience to all the living creatures in this world, heaven and Hell. Lucifer is exceptionally talented slayer and I am sure he is going to hit the bull’s eye and every part of human body and civilization with our association. When a know all (GOD) and a critically acclaimed slayer come together --- one can only expect betray.”

God and Lucifer have shared a long and an indispensable relationship but due to professional constraints the two giants are locking there horns. Both of them have been a part of this Universe from day one however for the first time they are coming together professionally for one only cause ---- cutting every edge.

Commenting on this development Lucifer CEO HELL” It’s indeed a noble gesture of GOD to partner us in such an exciting venture. At hell we believe in bringing in extreme pain and sorrows to the world and I am proud to inform we have kept it to our reputation. All I can promise is that now all the hell will break loose and everything human can expect from this is helter skelter around in and around them.”
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For Further Details please contact your GOD or Lucifer